What I wish I could unlearn….

In every person’s life she is certain to learn various things that she immediately wishes she could unlearn, but cannot.
I’m not talking about the human tragedies; Darfour, the Halocaust, gruesome pictures.

I’m talking about things that are inherently harmless, but burn in your brain like a cattle brand.

I’m talking about the practice of “felching.”

I forget where I first heard it, but I was not familiar with the term so I went to Urban Dictionary to look it up.

I haven’t been the same since.

I just want to unlearn it.

And I never want to see a drinking straw again.

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~ by jamiesnydertv on July 8, 2009.

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